Funny Sh*t my Bosun Says

**albertpachino** · March 7th, 2009, 09:24 AM

To an OS with his fly open: "What are you trolling for queers?"

**cmjeff** · May 23rd, 2009, 12:27 AM

Just heard this one from a ex-navy guy sailing with MSC:

"Bos' I hear you are retiring next month?"

"Yep"

"You've been with the Navy and MSC since Korea, what are planning to do with your life?"

"I'm going to F*&# a fag and smoke a joint. If I enjoy either of these I'm going to put a bullet in my head for missing out all these years."

**albertpachino** · May 23rd, 2009, 08:09 AM

Ab Seaman: "That girl you picked up in the Philippines looked like her mom got raped by a junkyard mut."

Bosun: "Watch your mouth sailor! I come from a long line of Merchant Seaman who have been ply'n these waters since MacArthur was in diapers. She's probably my sister!"