CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works and we
could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple
advice I heard on the Oprah show, you too can find inner peace.

Dr. Oz proclaimed, 'The way to achieve inner peace is to finish
all the things you have started and have never finished.'

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and
hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished
off a bottle of White Zinfandel, a package of Oreos, the
remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the
cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.

Pass this on if you know anyone you think might be in need of inner peace.